I’m sorry what was the Question?

I don’t know it seems that Banks now rob you. Politician’s eh? Stores won’t take things back, you phone to complain about something and you’re on a premium rate number, your informed that in hospitals you will be seen in ten minutes but this is by someone who tells you to wait five hours. Pleading guilty to something is less costly than proving your innocence, you can get two sets of glasses for the price of one or fifty percent off. Isn’t that the same deal? Whatever you have been eating or drinking in the last ten years is now linked to some terminal disease, the moment "Uswitch" to something it becomes more expensive, insurance people have a team that makes you sign up but an even bigger team that works out how not to pay out and then again er….

I’m sorry what was the Question?

Happypotamus

It’s 4 a.m. on the morning of March 21st 2011 and I haven’t the faintest idea what my show will be beyond a vague notion about something to do with trying to be happy. I guess my advice would be if you like me come along and we can have a laugh. If you don’t know me give me a chance, you might like me and if you don’t like me, then why are you even reading this you weirdo? Go on...sod off.

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