Don’t Judge Me

No one gets out of here alive... so don't miss this award-winning comedian who's looking forward to old age so she can start behaving how she wants....

Other musings include boyfriends, girl's schools, the NHS and anything else that's broken, pointless or worthless.

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... really captured the room with a warm and edgy charm, quick wit, and a disarming ability to be friendly and taunting at the same time - all to very comedic effect! BBC

Exceptionally Funny Independent

Laziness… and stuff

To stay sane, don’t do everything you have to do.

A problem ignored is a problem solved.

The word ‘can’t is the greatest time saving device ever invented.

This year’s show is compromising.

Ruthlessly uncompromising **** Chortle

Yet blunt.

Knife edged Guardian

Full of common stupidity.

Rare insight and intelligence ***** Herald

Dead vagina jokes.

Marx is way beyond using shock tactics to get a laugh **** Metro

Stupid and serious.

Brainy and funny Stage

Blind-people friendly.

Must see NZ Herald

Well intentioned.

Jaw-dropping insolence **** Fest

Unspectacularly kind.

A magnificent bastard **** Scotsman